{"product_id":"dice-crypt-casket-box","title":"Dice Crypt Casket Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome dice cannot be redeemed. Some rolls are not misfortune — they are \u003cem\u003echaracter\u003c\/em\u003e. And some dice, after every ritual, every blessing, every desperate plea to the probability gods, simply refuse to serve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those dice, there is the Crypt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen a die has failed you for the last time, place it within. When the casket is full, perform the rite: find a hidden place and dig deep — at least twelve inches. Open the crypt and sprinkle the interior liberally with crushed star anise. Write upon aged paper, in your darkest hand: \u003cem\u003e\"To whom it may concern: these objects are cursed. Whoever removes these dice from their crypt for use with any role-playing game does so at the peril of their beloved character(s).\"\u003c\/em\u003e Seal the note inside. Close the lid. Bind it with something permanent — E-6000 holds the condemned well. With a blue candle lit, seal the seam with wax. In the darkest hour of night, lower the Crypt into the earth. Cover it with soil. Roll a d6 and place that many smooth stones atop the mound in whatever polyhedral shape pleases you. Walk away. Do not look back. Never return.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe dice have been judged. The rite is complete.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecessed hinges and gold locking clasp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHinged lid opens fully for loading\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLocking latch keeps the coffin sealed for burial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 12\" L × 6\" W × 3.19\" thick (3\" interior depth)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Venerable Viking","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52744362197273,"sku":"sku-50424770429210","price":43.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/1361\/3081\/files\/dice_crypt.png?v=1782615153","url":"https:\/\/alchemy-cabinet-2.myshopify.com\/products\/dice-crypt-casket-box","provider":"Alchemy Cabinet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}