Applied Runes: An Excessively Practical Guide to the Elder Futhark — Emily Paper | Paperback

The Elder Futhark has guided warriors, seers, and skalds for over a thousand years. Emily Paper has found a new use for them.

Applied Runes is not a book of cryptic insights or mystical depth. It is a book of direct, specific answers to the questions that actually occupy your day: what movie to watch, where to go on vacation, what to order for delivery, where you left your keys. The runes, it turns out, have opinions on all of it.

A deadpan, genuinely funny companion for the rune owner who has always suspected their stones were capable of more — or at least different — things. Also useful for determining your next career move, should "Professional Viking" not pan out.

Author: Emily Paper
Format: Paperback, 102 pages
Dimensions: 8.5 × 5.5 × 0.21 in
Published: November 25, 2020

The runes have spoken. Apparently you should order Thai.