We're Going to Die of Dysentery — Oregon Trail Birthday Card | The Original Underground

You have successfully crossed another year without losing an ox. The trail continues. Featuring the legendary pixelated warning that ended a thousand virtual journeys — reimagined as a birthday card for the friend who grew up in the computer lab.

Premium heavyweight cardstock, blank inside, matching envelope included.

• Size: 5" × 7"
• Interior: Blank (matte for easy writing)
• Includes: Matching envelope
• Stock: Heavyweight cardstock